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Wicked London Cast Change Speeches – Full Transcription

MICHAEL MCCABBBBBBY (REVENGE!!! HA) – It gives me the opportunity to say, to every single one of you who is here tonight, who has supported WICKED, Thank You so very much.  We are only all here because of your support (or something like that!).  We’ve been incredibly lucky and I just want to say thank you for coming back time and time again.  We love the fact that we’re all here doing this every night and also very very specially thank you so much for the support of this particular group of people.

GEORGE URE – I’d just like to mention, there are 27 of the cast leaving so I had to make a list! So I would just like to give a big shout out to the ensemble members and swings.

SARAH EARNSHAW – And tonight we have our entire principal line up leaving us.  And I’d like to start with the person I’m going to find the hardest to say goodbye to this evening.  She’s not been on stage this evening but for those of you who know the show and have been back time and time again you have fallen in love with her (HOW TRUE?!?).  The amazing ASHLEIGH GRAY!!

I think that every company on the West End should have a David Stoller.  We’ve had so many laughs on the cast this year and so many of them, in some way, can be attributed to him.  He’s been with this company for 3 years now and year after year he goes that extra mile to bring the cast together and I can only think of one word to describe the way that we’ve all felt about having him here – Thrilled. Davd Stoller.

Alex Jessop, Alex Jessop is one of the most genuine people.  He’s sincere, he’s considerate and the reason that I love working with Alex is because he brings all of those qualities onto stage and into his work.  He’s been a fantastic Boq and we will miss him SO much.  Alex Jessop.

It’s been a joy, a joy, to work with Harriet Thorpe.  to share the stage with someone with so much experience and talent.  But also to have someone in a company that you can for advice and support.  She’s one of the most generous people I have ever met and I can honestly say it’s been a privilege to work with someone of your calibre.  Harriet Thorpe.

Natalie Anderson joined our cast.  She’s such a down to earth person and she’s always got time for everybody backstage.  She’s a consummate professional, she’s 100% committed to her work and she never fails to make us smile.  Natalie Anderson.

Sam Kelly.  So much fun to work with, he’s so cheeky, as you can see.  But even more than that, he’s courteous, kind, and we love him because he’s a true, true gentleman.  Sam Kelly.

I think that everybody’s a little bit in love with Oliver Tompsett. Oli is the kind of person that walks into a room and the atmosphere is lifted instantly.  Everybody wants to be around him and what a wonderful experience when they are.  His on stage talent never fails to amaze me.  Oli has been with Wicked from the very beginning when we opened in 2006 and what an asset he has been to this show.  And I can say I can’t think of anybody better to have shared this entire experience with, Wicked, and we are so lucky to have had you and we will miss you so so much.

And finally tonight we say goodbye to our two leading ladies.

Alexia brings such an energy to Elphaba and that energy is continued off stage always and filters through to the rest of the company without question.  I think I speak on behalf of everybody when I say we have so much admiration and respect for your work ethic, for your talent and your dedication.  We are so proud to have had you represent this company.  Alexia Khadime.

Last but by no means least.  Dianne joined us 3 years ago and I can remember when she first came in, watching her in rehearsals and being in awe, really, of her creativity as an actress, of her flawless comic timing and the way in which she brings such heart and believability to Glinda.  And more importantly than that, off stage, she represents everything that a leading lady should be. She’s gracious, she’s down to earth and she’s one of the team.  It’s been a privilege, for me, to be her standby and it’s been a pleasure for us to have shared a stage with her.  Dianne Pilkington.

On behalf of everybody that’s staying in the cast and crew I just want to thank everybody who is here standing on the stage and wish you all the luck in the world for whatever you go on to do.  We’re gonna miss you so so much.  Thank you very much.

ALEXIA KHADIME – Everyone who’s been thanked, and I think you’re.  Sarah you’re wonderful and thank you for your lovely words and everything!  I just want to give a big shout out to everyone who’s working backstage, costumes. make up lighting.  (She names peeps!).  We’re gonna miss you guys so much.  Thank you so much the dressers, I don’t wanna forget anyone.  But I’m gonna pass you onto Di.

DIANNE PILKINGTON – Ok, just to wrap this up really really quickly, I’d like to say thank you to all of you guys for making this show what it is.  And a very special thank you and love to Michael McCabe (see she got YOUR name right!!?) and our producers for just making it a joy to come into this building.  Thank you.  Thank you very much.

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Fiyero and Education!

What you are about to read are the opening and closing few paragraphs of an Oliver Tompsett as Fiyero in Wickedassignment about Diversity and Participation in Education!  I got a really good mark for them and though I’d share them with you because I enjoyed writing them (these paragraphs only!) so much! Enjoy!

‘The trouble with schools is they always try to teach the wrong lessons, believe me, I’ve been kicked out of enough of them to know’ sings male character, Fiyero, in the hit musical Wicked (Schwartz, 2004), before he continues with his philosophy of education.  His diverse needs have not been met in the most effective way in school, as a result, his participation in school and lessons has been terminated numerous times and this has resulted in exclusion in a place where there should be inclusion.  Consequently he has lost all faith in the education system as he feels it has lost all faith in him.  Because of various approaches in place in schools, the Department for Children, Schools and Families (DCSF) have reported that exclusion rates in the United Kingdom are decreasing annually (2009).  These and other approaches will be discussed with respect to diversity, participation and meeting the needs of every child in the classroom.

A LOT OF RANDOM TALK ABOUT D&P

With regard to Fiyero, the musical character introduced at the beginning, Every Child Matters states clearly ‘clusters of schools can work together to…help retain within the school system pupils who might otherwise be excluded’ (DfES, 2003).  Reed (2005, p.14) suggests that ‘a coherent strategy…(should) be put in place that reaches every child at risk of developing challenging behaviour.’  She continues to suggest that there should be individualised preventative measures in place rather than only managing behavioural needs when rules are broken.  Such measures may reduce the impact of Fiyero’s behavioural needs on the rest of the class and could also stop him being taken out of lessons.  Consequently he may feel like he can participate more, he could make some friends and he may even become a calmer, happier pupil.

If Fiyero had gone through school after Every Child Matters was introduced and with the discussed approaches and strategies to diversity and participation in place, his story might have had a different ending and he might have had increased faith in the education system.  His particular behaviour needs would require strategies based around the individual approach.  If the root of his problems were at home, the teacher would notify the relevant experts and various services would work together to ensure the home problem was rectified.  Within school, Fiyero’s needs would be identified early on and plans would be put in place for effective provision.  He would have someone he could talk to if he was feeling angry or if he thought he was going to break the school rules.  His teacher would be in constant contact with his family, social worker, doctor, the police and any other professional.  The school would provide a breakfast and after school club so that if his parents did not have time to give him breakfast he could eat something.  Fiyero’s parents would have someone at school that they can contact for help, advice and support regarding Fiyero and his behavioural needs.  With all these strategies in place, his individual, diverse needs would have been met in a much more effective way and perhaps he would have been more willing to participate in lessons.

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Ode to Zac Efron

As an avid lover of singer/songwriters, a friend and I gave it a go…Ok this was all a big joke on Zac Efron Night (yes we made it up!!) and...
As an avid lover of singer/songwriters, a friend and I gave it a go…Ok this was all a big joke on Zac Efron Night (yes we made it up!!) and we decided to write him a song! Below is the link to the song:
and here are the outtakes:
Enjoy and watch out for our future entries, I will be sure to post them up here!
What do you think?? WDYT??
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